Note to Dick Wolf: Two fetching detectives (One feisty- Nina Cassady (Milena Govich) and one gaydar tester- Megan Wheeler (Julianne Nicholson) who both costarred on the cancalled Conviction) do not equal one pre-whatever-the-hell-happened Benson. NBC- You almost had me distracted from my missing heroine, but you blew it when you promoed Kerry finding Abby and then let me down with an incredibly hetro!Abby. For shame, NBC. If you insinuate one more time that Olivia and Elliot will get together, more or less do it, I'll summon my femslashterrorists and dye Elliot's hair blonde (maybe even Cragen's if you really piss me off). 
And you better believe Casey's hair will be red and she'll be subpoenaing everyone from George W. Bush, to Dick Wolf, to Olivia Benson herself, to expose the national lesbian character assassination (don't let Munch be right).  You have been warned NBC, Cate.