1. Bette Porter, L Word
2. Kerry Weaver, ER
3. Abby Lockheart, ER
4. Casey Novak, SVU
5. Olivia Benson, SVU
6. Irina Derevko, Alias
7. Nadia, Birthaday Girl
8. Alex Cabot, SVU
9. Corgie, Bound
10. Jordan Cavanaugh, Crossing Jordan
11. Kim Legaspi, ER
12. Satine, Moulin Rouge


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Irina/Kim- No, it could be funny, but very weird.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Casey- Hell yes! Her in court? I'd plead guilty to anything.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Satine/Alex- While not possible yet, those would some very dramatic kids. The image of a pregnant Alex kissing Satine in that red dress... What were we talking about again?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Corgy- I haven't read any, but I think I need to. Maybe Corgy and Casey, lol, anyway...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kerry Weaver/Irina- They'd be great fighting then kissing, but with those power issues, it wouldn't last.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Olivia/Corgy or Olivia/Jordan.
The orginal butch Olivia and Corgy are too alike, but the femme Liv and Corgy I could see it, but Liv would probably arrest her afterwards. I read a Olivia/Jordan and I liked it, so I'd pick that one. I have to say I perfer Liv with Casey, or me... lol, nevermind.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Nadia walks in on Kerry and Satine
It would be incredibly wrong, because 7 & 12 are played by the same actress. *mindblown* Anyway, if they weren't the same person, Nadia would join in.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Abby/Jordan- The best I can come up with is Abby is coming to Boston, to vist a friend. On the airplane, the guy she was sitting next to, dies while she tries to save him. Jordan has to work with Abby to see what she can remember about the guy. They end dancing at Max's bar one night and the next thing you know, they're the couple that has to break up due to the commute.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Bette/Alex- No, there isn't. Bette's ex wife is blonde, her other ex(Alice) is blonde... Maybe she has a thing for blondes? This one time, she got close to sleeping with a lawyer that looked like Casey... sorry, all roads lead to Casey.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Nadia/Satine- same actress again, so... The two faces of Nic.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Casey/Bette- That that one scene with the hot Casey lookalike, and substite Casey. Casey being even hotter, takes away all of Bette's resolve and Casey ravishes her, while agruing the finer points of free speech.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Nadia- no, that would be hot though. Maybe with Alex...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Abby- maybe. I am a Kerry/Abby shipper myself.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Kim- no. I would like to draw her.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kerry/Casey/Olivia- No way. I bet Casey agrues with Kerry until Kerry admits defeat, so Casey can have Olivia to herself.  Afterall, two powerful, determined redheads in a bed is one too many.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Jordan- RENEE! (as in DA Renee Walcott) or CHARLIE! (as in Gina Gershon's character) Either way, she's been seducing Dr. Macy's women, lol.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Alex Cabot- Fever, Peggy Lee

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Bette/Irina/Satine- Warning: Bette has left this fic to go be with hot Casey lookalike, due to boredom. This was caused by watching Satine and Irina try to seduce each other. Unless you want to be seduced or bored, stop reading. You have been warned.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Kerry on Jordan- "There's nothing cold about me." Sorry, when I think pick up line, I think bad pick up line.



When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Olivia- I think the better question is when aren't I.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Irina- Russian(lang), World Domination, and heels.

Would Eleven shag Nine?
Kim/Corgy- sure, but Kim would shrink her too.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Abby/Nadia- Nadia lets Abby most of the time, but occasonally she shows her true power.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Bette and Corgy are in a happy relationship until Corgy suddenly runs off with Casey. Bette, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kim and a brief unhappy affair with Satine, then follows the wise advice of Olivia and finds true love with Abby."

Lucid?(all ep. of The L Word start with l and this sounds an awful lot like an ep.) No one would read it because we all have enough drama in our lives. However, It sounds kind of fun to write. I would write it, but it might include selling my soul.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Nadia/Corgy- Finally a relationship I could see. I think I perfer Nadia to Voilet. Nadia is just as sexy(if not more so) and in just as much trouble with the mob.
Nadia
See? Hot. lol.